Browse tested jokes

Two peanuts were walking. — One was assaulted.

Why are cats so good at video games? — They have nine lives.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

Two guys walked into a bar. — The third guy ducked.

Whats the Grinchs least favorite band? — The Who.

I walked into a bar once. — It really hurt my head.

What do you call a witch at the beach? — A Sandwich.

What do elves post on Social Media? — Elf-ies!

Why do programmers wear glasses? — Because they need to C#

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? — Inheritance.

Which part of the hospital has the least privacy? — The ICU.

What says Oh Oh Oh? — Santa walking backwards!