Browse tested jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? — The elf-abet!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? — No eye deer.

What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween? — A gobblin'!

Why do they call it hyper terminal? — Too much Java.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

What is the best prefix for global variables? — //

What is in a ghost's nose? — Boo-gers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 in hexadecimal Canada? — Because 7 8 9 A?

Dads are like boomerangs. — I hope.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

What is the most used language in programming? — Profanity.

Why does no one like SQLrillex? — He keeps dropping the database.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? — Walking... JK, Rolling.

Why does Santa go down the chimney? — Because it soots him!

What time did the man go to the dentist? — Tooth hurt-y.

Why did the JavaScript heap close shop? — It ran out of memory.

Who is Santa's favourite singer? — Elf-is Presley!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? — A Holly Davidson!

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? — He's a fizzician.

why do python programmers wear glasses? — Because they can't C.

Hey, wanna hear a joke? — Parsing HTML with regex.