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A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a cow with no legs? — Ground beef.
What is the least spoken language in the world? — Sign language.
How do construction workers party? — They raise the roof.
You see, mountains aren't just funny. — They are hill areas.
What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits? — A Hobbyte.
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive? — A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
What is a dying programmer's last program? — Goodbye, world!
How much did your chimney cost? — Nothing, it was on the house.
What does the mermaid wear to math class? — Algae-bra.
Why do cows wear bells? — Because their horns don't work!
Why does Santa have three gardens? — So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why is Linux safe? — Hackers peak through Windows only.
Which is faster, Hot or cold? — Hot, because you can catch a cold
Why should you never talk to pi? — Because it will go on forever.
I WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. — THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
What do you call a pile of kittens? — A meowntain.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? — A mince spy!
Why was the river rich? — Because it had two banks.
Why did the ghost go inside the bar? — For the boos.
What's Santa's favourite type of music? — Wrap!
Why didn't the skeleton go for prom? — Because it had nobody.