Bomb here so you don't bomb on stage.
Slip a bit to a room of total strangers, anonymously. They react, you learn, nobody has to make eye contact with you afterward.
Right now on the tester
Landing hardest
Most seen
Swing and a miss
Still warm from the mic
The whole bin →A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a cow with no legs? — Ground beef.
What is the least spoken language in the world? — Sign language.
How do construction workers party? — They raise the roof.
You see, mountains aren't just funny. — They are hill areas.
1 · Cough it up
One bit at a time. Your name stays in witness protection.
2 · Face the room
Strangers hit it cold — funny, mild, groan, or a full-on 💣.
3 · Keep the survivors
Whatever lives goes in the set. Whatever dies, we never speak of.